A Tesla Cybertruck.
In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017

by DoctorBrain April 15, 2023

A high desert urban legend which contends that due to the confluence of magnetic energy ley lines beneath the railroad switching yards in yermo ca. There exists a wormhole which could lead to another dimension.
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.
Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...
by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018
