Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022

WOLFGANG

What a sexy beast he is

''IM feeling so WOLFGANG today!1!!!1!!!''

''Rayan is like WOLFGANG but without the style''

by WOLFARMY June 16, 2021

Wolfgang

Has ugly exes

Wolfgang has a ugly ex girlfriend

by Djdjjdjdjsk May 12, 2021

Wolfgang

A person who hates poeple with any other skin than white

Guck da ist wolfgang der rassist

by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021

Wolfgangism

Where you you worship people named Wolfgang

Hi we are here to convert you to wolfgangism and if you refuse we will convert you by force

by Wolfninja October 6, 2021

Wolfgang

Typically a persons name, derived from the strength of a pack of wolves

Typically a persons name, derived from the strength of a pack of wolves...”Wolfgang is a strong and impeccable person.”

by Wolfgang23c August 24, 2019