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whitebread

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
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WhiteBred

Hip Hop/Rap star. WhiteBred is a rapper out of Cincinnati. He raps under Break Em Off Entertainment with other Cincinnati rapper King. King & WhiteBred released their first album "Bleeding Hip Hop" in early 09'. They are currently working on their second album hoping to finish in late 09' or early 10'.
Did you see WhiteBred rip that mic up?
by Break Em Off July 25, 2009
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Whitebred

Similar to someone who has been blackbred except where the man is white and the woman is black/hispanic/asian...
You see that interracial couple over there? That black woman appears to have been whitebred by her white boyfriend. Just look at her belly!
by sgfun2002 February 28, 2009
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whitebread(true definition)

this word is not to be confused with whigger, wigger, poser, honky, cracker, etc. anything demeaning a whiteperson. this is a white person(male), who grew up in the urban lifestyle (not suburban as for whigger), how he acts is because of his upcoming, listened to hip hop his whole life, had black people as friends ever since daycare, even has the swagger(dresses, vocabulary, voice, walk, etc). had to help take care of the family household(whether having to deal drugs on the block, working odd jobs, etc), most lack education but try to make something of themselves down the road, if ever caught out in the suburbs or country bars, they would either get laughed at because they would be considered an the whigger class, but yet has no clue thats how he was raised, so hes being himself. respected by black people and even accepted by them. the rappers paul wall, lil wyte and eminem, george jung(on blow) and myself joshua would be considered as whitebread(true definition), for how they were raised. also last but not least, doesnt overdo the ebonics language like some stupid whigger would
whitebread(true definition)

whitebread(josh)-hey whats goin on sean, how you livin?
sean(blackfriend)-not much josh just trying to stay afloat
josh-thats whats up, cool, well see you at school tomorrow
sean-alright whitebread...one

whigger(brad)-yo what up sean mah potna, whats crackalackin folk?
sean(stranger)-ugh who the fuck are you, what you doing in our neighborhood
brad-oh its like that, why you hatin fo? i wanna be your potna
sean-whatever you poser get the fuck outta here, before me and my boy josh stomp a mudhole in youre ass
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
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Whitebread

White boy who is the shit at everything. He can get all the ladies, and can hoop it up like no other.
Dude 1: Oh shit, here comes whitebread
Dude 2: Damnit, we are about to lose in basketball and all the ladies will go to him


Girl 1: OMG, look at whitebread he is SO fine
Girl 2: I know i just wanna do him right now in front of everybody
Girl 1: Me too lets do it together
Girl 2: He is sooo hot i will do it with you and him at the same time
by Mstate April 12, 2005
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Whitebread

A guy that has nightmares about someone selling his golf shirts
Not only is his name Tanner but he’s so whitebread that he even has nightmares about someone selling his golf shirts
by whitebreadlover May 9, 2020
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