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A phrase used to signify that an argument has degraded to an immature level. Used as a response to someone that's turned a friendly discussion in to a personal argument.
Person 1: I hate iphones!
Person 2: I think they rawk. iPhones for everyone!
Person 1: You're a poo brain.
Person 2: I know you are but what am I?
by an0nym0usc0ward March 19, 2010
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What am I doing here?

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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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A great comeback or a phrase that will wreak havoc. This phrase and be used to simply annoy someone or to say for the heck of it.Also it can be used in a conversation.
1)Ruben:Your a butt cheek

Tom:I know you are but what am I?

2)BOB:I'm going to be Albert Einstein

Rick:I know you are but what am I?
BOB:Beats me it's up to you
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The gen z way of saying haha bitch I won the argument

It is literally the worst comeback of all mankind
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Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!
by Whenhimikoisus June 11, 2021
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What am I doing wrong

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Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her
Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…
by tanoshimou September 25, 2023
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An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.
by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024
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