Warhammer

A slang term for masturbation

"I saw a nerd play Warhammer at the Rennaissance Faire."

by krustywazoo September 13, 2005

Warhammer 40K

The place where everyone is a nerd, a virgin and has no life. If you read even a single article on the wiki, you have zero shot of every getting laid and have forfeited your life to the franchise.

Person 1: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes

by LeBanj March 17, 2021

reverse water hammer

It’s like surge and swab...but different because it’s in reverse...

Kevin loves him some reverse water hammer!

by Swagg00 January 4, 2018

Warhammer’s Law

WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.

So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!

by gishman May 24, 2020

warhammer player

The same as a average discord mod

Person 1: Oh yeah i play warhammer
Person 2: So you are a warhammer player?
Person 1: Yeah, but how can i smell good?

Person 2: Shower
Person 1: Shower?

by warhammer hater January 11, 2024

the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner

Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.

by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021