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Wanna Be MILF 

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

Wanna be boner 

When a penis wants to be a boner but it's owner won't let it because he's in public dancing.
Am I trouble because I gave you a wanna be boner or because ur starting to have feelings for me.
Wanna be boner by Justaguyyouknow October 25, 2011

Wanna Be MILF 

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

wanna be rude bois 

wanna be rude bois chat shit bout tings lyke gals giv dem head nd shit but if dey eva got in truble at skool dey cry 2 dere mommys. they allways go out wiv younger gals coz no 1 der age will go out wiv dem. dey try to copy rude boi style by warein fake "gold" i.e tinfoil jewllery!!! lol also dey carry condoms round all times but wots tha point tha only time dey will eva get used is 2 suk of der bezzzi m8 i.e sexual batty boi example uuuuuuuu im out
will and jason and jonny and fat lee

wanna be not chavs 

wanna be not chavs are poeple who once upon a time listened chris brown and usher, but now because it has become encredibly unacceptable to be anything but a prissy little rich girl who looks like top shop has thrown up on them and that thev'ye "ALWAYS" listened to hard core rock! they are chavs at heart but can't show their true colours! poor things! they squeeze their anerexic bodies into drainpipes whilst we all know they'd really rather be wearing trackies and impossibly scraped backed gelled hair!
sometimes they'll listen to R&B in a retro ironic way, when really it's just so they can face another day of not being a chav!
wanna be not chavs is, she is thin wears all designer teamed with camden market, she looks good, of course... but wait didn't i see her at the chris brown concert when rock wasn't fashoinable?!
wanna be not chavs by shabaz September 8, 2006

Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch

A girl who thinks she is so smart and can get away with anything, but unfortunately for her she is so stupid it's only a matter of time before she is going down to Trollville. Inserts herself in the lives of others and causes drama because she is nothing and will never be or have anything. A girl who wants to be a Hawkins and will sleep with anyone in the Hawkins family to try to become one.
Gwen not only fucked my father but gave him a disease in the process. She is so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. She thinks she's a know-it-all, but what she doesn't know is that she is nothing but a Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch and never stood a chance of being a Hawkins and that pussy husband of hers just sat back and watched hoping to reap the benefits of his fat whore of a wife