by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 07, 2016
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
by Dson2252 October 22, 2010
An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
by Reno Ryder February 12, 2021
by Ashten March 14, 2018
"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."
"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"
"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"
by alltalky February 05, 2025
(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 24, 2018