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Table Vultures

People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.

"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."

Vultures 

Term used for sketchy University accommodation security, who try to catch out people on the sesh and stoners
The Vultures nearly busted us last night!
Vultures by SclalyManFish99 June 11, 2018

Vultures 

A person or a group that takes advantage by creating content/s of a tragedy or death to achieve fame or money
Mentally Stable Person: I Hate YouTube Vultures
Vultures by Microdale June 17, 2021

vultures 

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
vultures by joe bidens son March 6, 2023

vultures 

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
vultures by joe bidens son March 6, 2023

Vultures 1 

Vultures 1 is Kanye West's and Ty Dolla $ign's 3rd collaborative album and 13th album overall.
Did you hear Kanye's new album Vultures 1?