Veracity

A liar, thief or cheater that exhibits high amounts of incompetence and stupidity. (This definition applies mainly to Veracity the TV and internet provider originating in Provo, UT)

You cheat me like Veracity!

by House of crappy internet & TV February 14, 2012

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Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

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Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

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VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005

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High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009

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