The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.
"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."
by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009
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Get the vasectomy mug.A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.
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by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
Get the French Vasectomy mug.A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird
Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy
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Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
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