Mexican Vasectomy

What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".

Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together

by danny mcb October 15, 2010

Buffalo Vasectomy

A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.

Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.

Jason: That works too, but much more painful.

by TommyHarr March 24, 2010

mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird

Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy

by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021