utah 

utah: a place in the u.s. full of very nice people. ok, ok, so maybe utah is a great big "happy valley" but hey. if mormons upset you so much why bug them about it? mormons took a lot of hard blows trying to get to utah. so how about all y'all go crap on some one else like Texas or california? Cuz im pretty sure utah's a lot cleaner and purer than most places in the u.s. you dont have to freak on us mormons just to make yourself feel better. OK

ya utah! go joe smith we owe it all to you baby! woot woot!!!

utah by ya mormons July 19, 2006

Utah 

The 45th state in the United States, it has a lot of Mormons, a nice temple, state regulated liquor stores, and is basically a theocracy. Not everyone from or in Utah is a Mormon, nor do all Mormons have multiple wives. It has 5 state parks, the most in the nation, and is very scenic.

If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.

Utah by PresidentKimball April 17, 2020

Utah 

State run by Mormons that has nothing but temples. If you move here you will fucking regret it. Trust us.

Non-Utahn: So where you from?
Utahn: Im from Utah.
Non-Utahn: Isn't that the place where you can't get a drink at a regular store? i heard everything was closed on sundays.
Utahn: Ummmm....yea

Utah by pandaluvrjayy November 13, 2012

utah 

A real fu*ked up state.

1.Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons.

utah by Malone October 14, 2004

Utah 

That one state YOU never go to.

Me: um I think it's square...
You: Im insulted
Me: yeah well
You: I WAS BORN IN UTAH YOU ASSTURD
Me: you don't count

Utah by lol,wut? December 1, 2010

UTAH 

1. A state in the western united states.
2. Known as the "No Coast" area
3. A High Rolling record label known in the utah region: See Free City Records

Utah is in the Western United States.

UTAH by urbandictionary.com February 26, 2003

Utah 

The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.

Utah: come and see our Mormons!

Utah by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015