by Stan Dolinsky January 29, 2004
verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003
The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 23, 2013
by Lucid-bean882 January 16, 2020
Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 8, 2006
A bitch that has a ocean pussy. With all the seafood u can smell and eat.Bitch never cleans her self.And looks like a donkey.{A song that was written for this thing} under the sea-A little mermaid .....my lyrics say -under the sea in yo pussy under the sea in yo pussy darling it's stinks smells just like fish rotten pussy!!
You're an underwater bitch
by Unique4Life December 23, 2016