zoo tycoon 2

Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.

Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019

Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.

Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!

by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.

We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Theme Park Tycoon 2

That ROBLOX game that is filled to the brim with Koreans hanging out also that game is for koreans

"테마 파크 타이쿤 2 내 친구를 재생할 수 있습니다!" - that Korean guy who likes Theme Park Tycoon 2

by BossOfAllGreats February 14, 2020

roller coaster tycoon

1. sex with other men
2. Sex with a man of thai-african descent

Man i played roller coaster tycoon all night

by Sweetnessbigtime November 9, 2007

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

Glass Cooking Tycoon

A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass

by ThatSharkyDude August 16, 2024