tweren't

conjunctive form of (if) it were not (for)

tweren't for hate and fear, we'd all know peace in our lives

by imaginepeaceonearth November 12, 2010

twendo

a twenty dollar bill

"I won the bet!" Looks like you owe me a twendo, homie"

by CuttyCut January 12, 2009

Tweedin

An act of stupidity, doing something without thought or control, or just plain acting stupid

Look at em Tweedin!

You see the dumb fuck over there tweedin?

by PenDragon9607 June 10, 2011

Tweed-shard

noun. a person who inappropriately demonstrates their lack of expertise in a given skill or field, such as: politics, theatre, or public speaking.

How do we help this nation move forward together when the tweed-shard in office refuses to acknowledge home-grown terrorism?

by loveurneighbor108 August 18, 2017

Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 28, 2006

terd burglar

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

nigger terd

young black boy under the age of 2

That is the cutest little nigger terd I've ever seen.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011