turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle June 02, 2011
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purple headed turkey neck

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
by Dylan January 11, 2005
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Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell
Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters
by Birdkilla05 October 08, 2003
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Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.
Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.
by Wamba September 16, 2003
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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plumb tip turkey neck

she sucked my plumb tip turkey neck
by Cheeky-Bastard November 18, 2016
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Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
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