Meet me at chx turdy and NOT 5:30.
Or
I walked past the bathroom and almost fell over from that chx turdy.
Or
I walked past the bathroom and almost fell over from that chx turdy.
by rbmmblnd December 23, 2016
A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.
by RatchetBoo June 02, 2003
"My turdy herr is so sexy!"
by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura August 03, 2005
An extremely large white-tail deer that is 8 feet tall and weighs 12,000 pounds. 30 point antlers, with 15 points on each side. It can summon many hundreds of other turdy point bucks, and can disappear in an instant. A hunter encountered one, and shot at it with the Combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun, but missed, sending the hunter on a life long quest to "get dat turdy point buck".
(Both with heavy midwest accents)
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
by crashdagamer April 26, 2022
by Dirty Turdy Whore May 08, 2007
The term 'Butt Nugget Turdies', derives from three english words; Butt (Buttock; origin of shit); Nugget (Shape of shit); and Turdies (Just another term for shit).
Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).
Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).
Gangster 1: Yo man, my crack's comin' up with something FUNKY.
Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.
Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!
-TOILET FLUSH-
Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.
Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!
Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!
Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!
Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.
Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!
-TOILET FLUSH-
Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.
Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!
Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!
Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!
by WoW or MoM July 03, 2009
A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.
No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
by The_Senor July 12, 2023