by A case of g and a November 14, 2019

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.
Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.
by Barrett Pooner June 2, 2008

Look at that Triscuit barking.
by SPrice1980 February 19, 2022
