triscuit myopia

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

by Barrett Pooner June 2, 2008

Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.

“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”

by A case of g and a November 14, 2019

Holy Fluffy Triscuits

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".

"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

by MeganKarlNicholeHaley February 3, 2021

Triscuit

A very cute dog, probably a tan lab

Look at that Triscuit barking.

by SPrice1980 February 19, 2022