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Tree-Slinger 

Someone who sells marijuana and only marijuana.
"Dude, I ran dry yesterday so I have to go pick some up from my Tree-Slinger."
Tree-Slinger by flyinghigh February 14, 2009

tree stump lumberjack 

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

barking tree spiders 

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
barking tree spiders by mronesuit August 12, 2009
The sweat that men get on their taints.
"Dude,after working out I got some serious tree sap.
tree sap by matt3296 June 10, 2009

tree surfing 

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.
Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.
tree surfing by jay October 5, 2004

tree shit 

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.
I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.
tree shit by Frizballz January 3, 2008