pimp-tight-ass-shit

the oppitamy of cool

Thats some pimp-tight-ass-shit!

by PIMP June 11, 2006

quarter-tight ass

A firm gluteus maximus.

"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."

by Miguel Carnay September 7, 2006

tight ass bitch

A very stingy virgin.
Mostly used homosexuals.

Guy#1: Hey, wanna go shag *gropes*
Guy#2: Ugh, no way! *punches*
Guy#1: Fuck, you are such a tight ass bitch!

by lemmonlemmon July 27, 2010

tightarse

Someone who is too serious. Substitute tightarse for serious.

Nigel is tightarse.
Screw you, tightarsely!
I love tightarse people.

by lig March 19, 2006

tight ass

I got this friend who thinks he's a kingpin-baller-hard ass, and when he walks i swear it looks like there is something up his ass it's funny as hell when he walks into a party because everyone jus wants to bust out laugh'n/a fool who walks around try'n to look like the man but all he's do'n is makeing it look like there is a broom up his ass

-damn look at that tight ass that jus walked into the room looks, like he's got something up his ass

by Brian B. March 16, 2005

tight ass

Doing a Dale, dont be a reduced to clear cheese loving fucker!!

Dont be a tight ass, dont be a dale!

by jumping fucker November 1, 2007

Tight Ass Tuesday

The rules are simple:
-You can only buy the first 5 items you see at the supermarket that are reduced by more than 50%
-You must cook dinner using these 5 items (and only these 5)
-You may add things from the garden and condiments

Tonight is Tight Ass Tuesday

by Flame Duck June 16, 2018