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Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair
Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
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Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy

Ah, where to start? To start, this is the place where roaches breed to reproduce their babies to create more roaches to roam the classrooms, bathrooms, auditorium, & stairwells. (Amazing) Next, the home of the conflicted genders. Third, the home of many phones where one day a person/group can trespass into the school and one day to take the phones taken from security guards. It's a public school open to all but it is considered a concentrated camp by anonymously.
I wish to get my phone taken by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy.
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Thomas Jefferson

American statesman, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher and Founding Father.
3rd President of the United States (1801-1809)
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Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.
I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.
by Mhba August 12, 2019
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Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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