Churn the wheel

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

by TheGang57 July 10, 2010

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Jesus take the wheel

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006

Running the Wheel

Being so busy that you don't have time to stop to breathe and enjoy your life.

"Sarah is running the wheel so much that she'll have a heart attack before she is 30."

"You're on the fast track to a corner office if you keep running the wheel."

by fMRR April 20, 2010

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019