The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections

I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.

by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022

hiking the appalachian trail

The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."

by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009

hiking the Appalachian Trail

Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).

On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.

by SCtransplant June 25, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.

Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.

by thecovert June 24, 2009

The Great Trail

"The Great Trail" is used by Yazovboo mfs when they are LARPing on Hearts of Iron 4 "The New Order".

Basically Russia's attempt of the Holocaust, but just that it's the slavs murdering 50million germans instead of vice versa. ikr goofy as hell.

Just the fact that Russia won't actually get the kill the 50 million Germans physically, because Germany always will do a little bit of trolling and begin thermonuclear war.

"Hey did you finish The Great Trail yet?"

"Yes."

"What did it cause Yazov?"

"Humanity."

by LarpFounder January 4, 2023

walking the Appalachian Trail

What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.

"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."

by Poet2243 June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.

Press: Where is Sanford?

Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.

by kneenuh July 12, 2009