The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
Get the colon shiftermug. by Fuzzt February 16, 2004
Get the bifter shiftermug. One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.
Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!
by Orion76 November 25, 2011
Get the Bit Shiftermug. A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*
Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.
Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.
Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.
by T-Baggen June 18, 2011
Get the Shifter Walkmug. The Dire Shifter. Massive naturally born creatures of magic. They stand heads above other shifters. These are the top of the proverbial food chain of shifters. Not all Shifters are Dires, but all Dires are shifters.
He was a terrible Dire shifter, probably because he wasn't a Dire shifter. In fact he wasn't any kind of shifter at all. Well now that was pointless.
by arthuryourbeloved April 5, 2023
Get the Dire shiftermug. When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.
I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.
by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019
Get the Shifter sittermug. A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.
by Bula Matari December 20, 2022
Get the handbag shiftermug.