Ray Charles wakeup

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.

Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.

by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011

Crankin' that Ray Charles

Crankin' that Ray Charles is when you can't see shit. Or when somebody covers your eyes.

Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!

by -G-age March 12, 2009

ray charles nipple

a nipple that is bumpy all over and looks like brail.

Damn that girl is so cold she has a ray charles nipple!

by Wes O.G. November 26, 2006

Ray Charles

this is a pretty grose sexual position for people who may have or want to have a defication fetish. you shit on the female's eyeballs so she cant see you then you give her anal.

I gave this chick the ray charles and after that i took a golden shower.

by rylinds December 1, 2006

Ray Charles Syndrome

when a girl is sleeping, cum in her eyes so when she wakes up she thinks she is blind with eye crusty things.

She gave me blue balls, I gave her the Ray Charles Syndrome.

by bigdaddyb77 October 16, 2009

ray charles

To be poked in the eyes and shot full of heroin

"If you dont stop being an @$$ im going to ray charles your @$$"

by Magnum brothers April 13, 2005