Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

poltergeist

A Rolls-Royce Ghost, Phantom or Wraith.

I'm pulling the poltergeist out my garage.

by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

poltergeisted

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.

Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.

by Supes2511 May 10, 2018

poltergeist

When You tie up the neighbors kids and throw them in the closet and fuck their mom silly.

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist

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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016