poltergeist

When You tie up the neighbors kids and throw them in the closet and fuck their mom silly.

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist

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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016

poltergeist

A Rolls-Royce Ghost, Phantom or Wraith.

I'm pulling the poltergeist out my garage.

by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.

"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"

by srcl72 July 5, 2019

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023