fluff the pillow

The act of shaking your penis to make it erect

That bitch wanted sex so bad, but I was so tired, so I had to fluff the pillow.

by IamKurt November 17, 2006

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018

head hit the pillow sleep

After a really long and tiring day.
its when you go to bed, and by the time your head 1st touches the pillow, you are already asleep

Person 1: Man today was such a long day dont you think jake.
Jake:
Person 2: Leave him man, hes had a nice head hit the pillow sleep!
Person 1: Okay

by JakeyCofofo April 10, 2009

eat the pillow

To fall asleep suddenly.

I couldn't help but eat the pillow, I was so tired.

by Mauchey May 1, 2015

the pillow fort scene

A shitty joke in the heartstopper fandom referencing a throwaway line where one of the leads states that he and his boyfriend had sex in a pillow fort.

The joke is usually made by cishet women who fetishize queer men and is featured in edits or YTPs.

Regina: Can't wait for the pillow fort scene to be added into s2 of heartstopper

Kara: ...they're under the age of consent

by meowmeowmwowmwl January 2, 2023

Sniffing the pillow

Slang term used for "getting fucked". Implying that whoever was getting fucked had their face "in the pillow", getting plowed from behind.

Dude, I totally had her sniffing the pillow.

by wheremyhoseat March 21, 2011

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008