eggman

A man that throws hardboiled eggs at the citizens of an innocent town and threatens them with gay hentai

"Oh no its eggman!"
"RUN!"

by CheeseCake420e October 29, 2020

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Eggman

That one guy who pissed on the moon.

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You looking pretty eggman today

by FakeWelshman April 1, 2021