Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?
Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?
Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
by rapist anonymous February 5, 2010
by Deliriousinthemind March 19, 2021
HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.
by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022
by CAN4Lifer June 27, 2020
A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
by theS1x40 December 26, 2022
by TheWordIsMine March 18, 2021