picking a pig amongst the cows 

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

picking a pig amongst the cows by fizzleg July 12, 2017

To be down for the cows 

A funny way of saying "to be down for the cause".

I need you to be down for the cows because tonight with be legendary.

We are going to be down for the cows, don't you worry!

To be down for the cows by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

cows in the cage 

1: a group of less attractive female acquaintances and/or co-workers who are invited on a vacation for the sole purpose of being backup for the guys if they fail to pick up at the bars or clubs

"Damn, that girl was on you all night, and she just up and left. no number. no nothing."
"No worries, we got them cows in the cage from Accounting waiting in the room down the hall"

cows in the cage by vinfeeble January 9, 2010

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015