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Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked
I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.
Jim the Chair by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

colin the chair 

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This
This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

The Comfy Chair 

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!
The Comfy Chair by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

The Boyfriend Chair 

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends
"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

The rocking chair 

When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.

*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
Last night she gave me the rocking chair and her vag sucked the soul outta my cock.