Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather
by Jordan T November 02, 2014
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ass breather

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.
Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.
by huihbsd May 14, 2016
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Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart February 18, 2012
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Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions
That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night
by Ten ton brick June 07, 2017
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Surface breather

Someone who cannot think or feel past than what they see on the “surface of life

Cannot sense the depths of things
Cassie only cares about materialistic things and not how people feel on the inside, just how they present themselves. She’s such a surface breather
by ScoobyThaDoobie February 07, 2021
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Butt Breather

An unconscious person... but is still breathing.
Paramedics: "On scene with a 38 year old female unconscious but breathing."
Nurses in the ER: "We got another butt breather."
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