The Honey Badger Technique 

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

The Honey Badger Technique by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Badger the Simp 

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

Badger the Simp by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

The Honey Badger 

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

The Honey Badger by Kernetic January 5, 2015

The Honey Badger Option 

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

honey badger, shit, polite, randall, youtube craze, life options

The Honey Badger Option by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

Badger in the mailbox 

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

Badger in the mailbox by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

The Road-kill Badger 

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

The Road-kill Badger by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.

My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.

LP The Banger by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017