sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

Baby Back Bitch Syndrome

A disorder that causes people to be whiney, inconsiderate, and generally unpleasant to be around.

"Hey, whatever happened to the guys you used to game with?"
"They got Baby Back Bitch Syndrome. Couldn't dish it out and take it."

by bucksavage69 June 3, 2025

Baby Syndrome

When the youngest child acts as if they are enabled to do daily things such as cook, clean, be alone, etc. Hence acting as if they are a baby. They are dependent on others aide and must be constantly nurtured by others.

Sally asked her older sister, Anna, to make her a snack in hopes she could sit back and relax, but Anna refused claiming she was showing signs of the baby syndrome.

by DoctorSuess December 7, 2014

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.

Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020