Above the tree, under the arm

When you get stuck trying to explain something. Not knowing what to say in a conversation.

Someone: “What does that mean?”
Me: “I don’t know, above the tree, under the arm.”

by Ghanoy December 23, 2018

Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

back of the tree

expression meaning ugly and unwanted. taken from when people recieve ornaments for christmas that they very much dislike, but don't want to offend the giver of the gift. so, they put it up, but on the back of the tree, so no one can really see it

whoa, did your grandma seriously give you an abba-themed christmas ornament? that is seriosly back of the tree right there

by chicken sangwhich January 25, 2007

High fived the tree

smoking weed(marijuana)...

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010

Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells

Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"

by WNN Remote December 31, 2007

Fear the tree

The dislike or fear of big dicks

"Hey man, didn't you hear those girls fear the tree? You might not want to sleep with any of them."

by The Big Juice Box December 7, 2014