robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

The Rob Robey

While having sex with someone the catcher of the sexual act, pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves the persons head and ass. Receiving an Abe Lincoln of ass hairs

"Dude I was doing my chick and we did the Rob Robey."

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

the cradle robber

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.

When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.

by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024

Robbing The Bank

To occupy any game system. Such as a PS3.

Money = Amount of time on game system.
Bank = Game system.

Sasha: "Girl, you need to quit Robbing The Bank. You have already stolen too much money."

Lo'Quacious: "You can never steal too much money!!!"

by Pop Can Horror August 7, 2011

Robbing the Den

An adult woman, generally a boy scout den mother, that preys on and exploits the scouts in her troop. Often referred to as an Awful Adriane, an Albany, Oregon, den mother who was arrested for abusing boy scouts and later married one 17 years her junior on his 18th birthday. Often keeps merit badges as trophies of her "conquests".

"I don't want Danny going to scouts anymore -- I swear the troop leader's wife is robbing the den."

"Do you really think Billy's mom is robbing the den?"

"I want to join boy scouts -- I hear the den mother robs the den."

by Porey March 9, 2014