Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

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Drink the cape off St. Paul.

Irish slang for someone who has the ability to partake in a large amount of drinking

I know I can drink a lot and often guzzle down bottles of prosecco out of Mcdonalds cups whilst sitting on town benches, but this guy I know can Drink the cape off St. Paul.

by Boumf January 10, 2017

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A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).

Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

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