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Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite
If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.
by Mad Malc November 30, 2015
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It States, If you not a brawler, then you a baller, if you not a baller, you a shout caller, if you not a shout caller, then you one dumb bitch..........
The J. Jackson Principle of Life says, Brawler is to baller, as baller is to caller, as caller is to bitch :D
by Jayven Jackson March 22, 2008
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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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The Jacksonator

The most sophisticated cowboy in north west England, He is known to steal others girlfriends by showing them rocket league clips. Being a GC in rocket league does come with its issues though. He must sit in a dungeon all day with sweat pouring off of him attempting quadruple flip resets. As well as being one of the few to exclude the rule of "massive nose -= massive nob" with only a massive nose
Holy shit is that The Jacksonator
by ParkurMastur69 March 28, 2022
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