blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.
Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*
by LIEK HALLO December 04, 2005
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Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him
Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian
by ThatOneDictionary January 02, 2019
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blind guardian

The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.
I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.
by George Smith May 21, 2003
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Dole Guardian

A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.
Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
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guardian angel

i was upset but my guardian angel was there to comfort me
by Viper March 14, 2005
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guardian demon

someone who suffers from e.b.a.h and has love more than he should but doesent show it because he knows emotions are weakness and if someone is hurt by someone else that he cares about he will do unspeakable things to that person
holy shit her guardian demon cut his arms and legs but made sure he was alive to suffer just because he hurt her
by triple muthaphukkin g March 20, 2016
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arcane guardian

A stalker or a character from war of warcraft. It all so how jt tollas describes how he watches Elise through her window in a two faced charade by. Famous Last Words.
Ex. Has Elise sits there all aloneon her own she cant defend im watching like a "arcane guardian".
by ECHO_HOUSE January 02, 2015
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