An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.
Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
by edggya June 22, 2009
Get the Gas station attendantmug. African Americans that attend to low key gas stations to hang out at because they think it's cool and live off the system.
by DigiTroll September 24, 2017
Get the Gas-station-gorrilamug. The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
by fuckkko January 15, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania gas stationmug. When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.
by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020
Get the Texas Gas Stationmug. Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.
Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.
by Ben Poopin September 3, 2022
Get the gas station heroinmug. I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money
by mbp4me November 23, 2013
Get the gas station moneymug. A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?
Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.
by Nsomniac June 15, 2016
Get the Gas Station Corndogmug.