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Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.
by jt34 October 31, 2008
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Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.
by jtmiller October 15, 2008
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i want cracker barrel for dinner

code for a way of sayingi wanna die
ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.
by berrydrew June 20, 2018
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
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The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 2, 2022
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Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023
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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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