BMF

Acronym used to refer to a friend in an affectionate manner, first used by Thomas Coalminer in 2014, when addressing his friends. BMF stands for "Bitch Motherfucker", and is only rarely used in a literal manner. It is especially used between two friends whose relationship's nature is ambiguous, between 'just friends' and 'just whores'. BMFs are bad asses and their posterior therefore poses ethical problems, seen as they are no good. Anyone can be a BMF as long as they behave like a prostiute, dress like a slut, talk in a sassy manner, or bitchslap the bitch motherfucking shit out of you.

Friend 1: Hey BMF, how are you doing?
Friend 2: Nothing, BMF, how about you?
Friend 1: just being a whore. You know you're my favorite whore, right?
Friend 2: I know! You're such a bitch motherfucker!

by tdj99 March 22, 2015

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BMF

SMS short for "Biting My Finger"
can be used at varying intervals in an online chat between former paramours and the subject of prior encounters along with the faint suggestion of potential future engagements is broached especially likely when the subject of skill/performance improvement underscores the conversation

x: Rematch? I might be up for it.
y: Name the time/place
x: How are you, anyway?
y: Better, I assure you, in all matters.
x: BMF

by vbakert July 15, 2011

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BottledMindFrame (BMF)

Slang/Noun.

A sense of deliria often mistaken for trolling, in which the emotions of others cannot be distinguished from the actual emotions those others are feeling. To have a BottledMindFrame is difficult to deal with but can be treated.

BottledMindFrame (BMF) conversation example.

Normal guy: Hey did you see the game last night? :)
Guy with BottledMindFrame: OMG YOU'RE SO ANGRY!
Normal guy: Huh? lol Where did you get that idea?

Guy with BottledMindFrame: SEE YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Normal guy: *Shakes head in disappointment*

by KiwiGod July 7, 2012

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