Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003

Belt

Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child

Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...

by Ur FBI April 4, 2023

The Belt

"The Belt" is something you get after a sexual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, analsex or a donkeypunch

Guy1: So, The Belt, I'm going for it.

Guy2: YOU ARE!?

Guy1: Yeah, I'm totally going to have a threesome!

by Gojirae December 29, 2009

Belted

A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance

Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt

Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"

by doin' work January 18, 2011

belt

a weapon used by a dad to get their point clear

no dad, please not the belt!

by og the bog August 13, 2019

Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.

by Stauf March 9, 2005

belt

A term used to describe past sexual experiences with members of different ethnic backgrounds. Different color belts are used to suggest sexual encounters with people of a particular race. However, unlike martial arts, all colors are equal in ranking and points. Let the games begin!

Having or getting your yellow belt would imply that you have, or you are about to sleep with an Asian person
(Black belt-Black people, White belt-Caucasians, Brown belt-Brown people, Blue belt-smurfs...Whatever makes you happy)

Friend#1: "Have you gotten your brown belt yet?"
Friend#2: " No, but im going on a date with this East Indian chick tomrrow and I might get lucky!"

by Poet-Tree April 7, 2009