An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010
Get the Alaskan Shockermug. Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.
by Alaskan Halibut November 28, 2012
Get the Alaskan Halibutmug. THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT
by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012
Get the ALASKAN POLELINERmug. by weed...yumm August 10, 2005
Get the alaskan thunderfuckmug. A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.
by JumboShrimp19 June 30, 2022
Get the Alaskan Depositmug. A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
Get the Alaskan Flamingomug. An Alaskan Supercluster is the act of taking a bag of frozen peas and shoving it up your anus. Typically done with little to no lubricant.
John: Did you hear, Brett got Monica to do the Alaskan supercluster on him!
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
by Flambolticus November 5, 2013
Get the Alaskan Superclustermug.