21st century idiot boy

Someone who dresses gay, is straight, is obsessed with eating out cell phones cheap cars, mac computers, and meaningless drone music associated with lame culture, also is obsessed with retarded humor

That guy at work is a 21st century idiot boy he has no individuality anymore, he has no real ambitions, and signs paper work without reading it and can't survive without a pointless device that is used to control his life

by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014

21st Century Schizoid Man

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

by Death Menace May 02, 2023

21st Century Bitch

A person in the 21st century who has to bitch about literally everything.

"Chloe is a real 21st Century Bitch, she literally comes up with new stuff to complain about.

by hoppingicon January 07, 2023

21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded

My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"

by Dynamic Samurai September 17, 2018

21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 03, 2016

21st century scholarship

The scholarship that you tell all your friends you have but u actually only have it cause your parents are broke.

Guy #1: Hey dude I got the 21st Century Scholarship!

Guy #2: Oh you mean the pity scholarship?

by Ayeskyzone December 16, 2017

21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme

When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.

by DaRealBdizzle February 03, 2016