life

A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.

OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher.

Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.

by tpfusion June 13, 2005

life

The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.

by Phil Gwyn July 31, 2003

Life

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

by Diantinatalist June 21, 2022

life

The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004

the life

A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.

"You're really thinking about quitting?"
"The life? Most definitely."

Vincent to Jules in Pulp Fiction

by Scroll Lock February 18, 2009

Life

I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.

"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."

by Glennjamin February 11, 2004

A Life

OnE oF tHe MoSt RaRe ThInGs YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy PosSeSs.
MANy do not have one. UNless you're a human being who has lead a hardworking, honest living, and has a good career, a wife, etc., etc.

Jefferson, you spent 12 minutes making an entry on the fucking urban dictionary. You need a life

by semeM May 27, 2018