tasmanian empire

one of the weakest of empires in the world due to the fact that all of their soldiers are either chickens or children. Their favorite meal for the leaders is fresh cow feces and armadillo urine
by CheeseCake420e October 29, 2020
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Tasmanian Slurry

A sexual act in which you latch onto a mans asshole like a face hugger and probe with your tongue. You then insert your saliva into his chocolate starfish.
“Bro I just got a Tasmanian slurry
I bet it tasted great”
by BicolasChrissy January 08, 2025
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tasmanian kids

wankers
just
wankers
they love punching handicaped kids
they live with parents that are brothers and sisters
victorian guy: fuck moui look at those cunt tasmanian kids bashing another group of them fucked kids
victorian guy 2: fuck this lets head back to pakenham
by pakenham man May 21, 2024
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Tasmanian canadian

When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them
I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning
by Dragon ball slayer December 25, 2020
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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 26, 2018
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Tasmanian Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs
Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 11, 2018
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Tasmanian roundabout

Delezio and babuxka's mating ritual
Delezio had his famous ritual with babuxka, the tasmanian roundabout
by Delezio June 15, 2018
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