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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.
-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.
by Killa Kiesh June 17, 2006
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Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?
by DrGnome November 9, 2019
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tapinaldo

a nickname for cristiano ronaldo ! cause he scores to many goals from tapins and celebrates them shameless like they were some special goals !
Tapinaldo again scores a few tapins ! his fangays would be happy
by Yamesh yo yo May 19, 2018
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tapindowski

A guy from poland who relies on tapins for his livelihood
We tapindowski'd the game home
by Broccoli rob... March 6, 2022
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