TAF

An Abbreviation For To All Friends.

TAF Drop Your Cocks And Grab Your Socks.

by xXSKILLZ72Xx February 26, 2008

TAF

TAF is an acronym for Total Age Fail. This is a term that defines what happens when a user comes in a chat room that has an age restriction, and he/she is under the required age to be in said room.

TAF for that user, banned.

by AdamRocked December 07, 2010

Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 18, 2010

TAF

stands for Townie ass fucker:

1)someone who fucks townies up the ass
2)someone who does not want to be a townie but does either because they are afraid of being beaten up by townies or because their friends are townies, also look for the word pussy

why are you a townie when you wanna be a grunger?
cos i don't wanna get beaten up.
Well then your a fuckin TAF

by Ben Todd May 13, 2004

taf ssa

1. "fat ass" spelled backwards, usually denotes a girl with a nice, round, buttock

1. Steve: "Look at that chick's butt over there. I could tap that like no other."

Mike: "Yeah dude. She has a taf ssa."

by asjdfhaaisdufoi June 13, 2010

Taf reggin

Taf - Fat spelt backwards
Reggin - Nigger spelt backwards

Reggin's' (plural) - More than one Nigger

Casual racism without being caught out with it

Man, that guy was major taf regin!

Oh my god, look at all those taf reggin's!

by A real taf reggin. August 17, 2012

TAF

A paradoxical acronym, short for Tipsy As Fuck. Used

frat boy: hey what r u doin tonight?

asian girl: i'm TAF

frat boy: what?

asian girl: tipsy as fuuuuuck

by tafazngrl April 01, 2011