Shitecrack

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.

Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"

by PantsPete December 26, 2012

shiteo

a shitty video

I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.

by jbj1313 August 3, 2010

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

Gob-Shite

Irish term that strictly translated would be 'mouth shit', meaning a person who talks nonsense.

In the Committments, one character said "Shut up you fucking gob-shite, or I'll fucking burst you"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

Shite

Just like shit, but more fun to say.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.

Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.

by DogWho16 June 27, 2016