When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.
Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.
by Scott July 24, 2004
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by FussiestApe October 17, 2019
WE worship the queen who is the music industry we support Taylor no matter what, to be honest we got better investigating skills than the FBI . I mean how can you not love Taylor swift? Oh and a curse word for a swiftie is k*nye, sc00ter etc
by Swiftieswhereuat April 08, 2022
Swifties don't merely "like" Taylor Swift. They adore her. Swifties tend to be sweet, generous, introverted and very literate, just like their idol Taylor. Swifties tend to occupy Tumblr since that's where Taylor goes the most. They also live on Twitter and Instagram. You're super lucky if you know a Swiftie and you better befriend them right away.
Person 1: Anna seems like a Swiftie. She baked me cookies today.
Person 2: Yeah, she's totally a Swiftie. We should be her best friend. Everyone should be friends with Swifties.
Person 2: Yeah, she's totally a Swiftie. We should be her best friend. Everyone should be friends with Swifties.
by janmhorowi April 06, 2017
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A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.
by TheDictionaire April 06, 2023